Don't Trust Me

**Reprinted from The Dive Bum 1/16/17** “Usually we don't do this dive with students.” “Just stick with me.  You'll be fine.” “Now, I...

Wipeout

Two things to know going into this: - I have gout - I used to be really into cycling, especially mountain biking. Luckily I haven't had...

Don't be a Dick

Divers are dicks. I mean, not all divers. Most divers are pretty hip and with it. But divers are people and a strong enough subsection of...

Pumpkin Eater

You ever hear of the Peter Principle? The shortest possible version is thus: "In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of...

Tribal Warfare

"We don't want to fight but by Jingo if we do We've got the ships, we've got the men, we've got the money too" - Some dumb, old pub song ...