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Glory be Unto Your House!
Every once in a while we get a guest or guests that you hate. You don't want to say why you hate them, but you do. Because you're...
Jan 63 min read


Accept This Sacrifice Ye Gods
Saw the damnedest thing yesterday at Nohoch. Nohoch, historically, has been a hard no-training cave. I am, as an instructor, not allowed...
Jan 23 min read
Get CALM
I'm starting a new class. Sort of. Not a prerequisite class... not exactly... though sometimes it will be useful as a prep curriculum....
Jun 14, 20243 min read
Don't Wear Fancy Pants
Yesterday, while single-tank sidemount diving in a 3mm shorty at the tips of the finger reef at 40 feet, the biggest Eagle Ray I've ever...
Jun 14, 20242 min read
Gotcha!
Dirty Confession: When I'm moving painfully slowly through an area of cave which is heavily restricted and heavily decorated - such as if...
Jun 14, 20242 min read
DIVE CADDY!
Nelly tells a story from Roatan where, on her daily boat, there was one of THOSE divers. “DIVE CADDY!” they’d continually call all week....
Jan 22, 20247 min read
Eenie, Meanie, Miney...
How do you pick an instructor when you don’t know shit? At any level of diving? You need an instructor because you don’t know shit… but...
Jan 11, 20249 min read
How Hard is it to Ask?
1 in 4 women have experienced sexual assault to some degree in their lives. This is not to suggest that every 4th woman that you meet...
Oct 9, 20234 min read


Do Witches Sink in Water?
"If you can float, neutral, two feet below the surface without moving a muscle, that's when you've really got your buoyancy dialled in."...
Oct 5, 20235 min read
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